Blue, MJ and those little 29p lemonades from the spar

Friday

As soon as i had written last blog, I ended up going out into Grappenhall with Alex and Sammy. The bus took ages to get there, and it was pissing it down with rain. Got to Grappenhall where we called on Charlotte. That was a fail.
Back to the bus stop where Alex fell over because his umbrella hit the roof. Queue me and Sammy pissing ourselves.
Got the 7 into town. To amuse ourselves on the bus, read through the lonely hearts very loudly. Alex got embarrassed. We pissed at the ones like 'Come Dine with Me' and one about a 35 year old male seeking a 75 year old male. Sick. And not in the good chav way.
Remembered something crucial... it was warrington walking day!
Got into town. Alex made us go to the christian fest, which was admittedly funny last year. So off we toddled. I got a free burger! Then we got offered a lot more burger vouchers. Saw a christian rock band with a lead man that looked suspiciously like Justin Lee Collins.
We were about to leave, but then we met a legend that fooled me with handshakes. He made me a balloon dog. Alex a balloon tigger. And Sammy a balloon bracelet. That was meant to be a bug. We remained cynical. Stayed to watch MJK... [make jesus work] Christians that were like N-Dubz. Yes, it was that much of a car crash to watch.
The legendary guy then made us balloon hats. PICTURES!

Sammy's Balloon Bug. Told you.
My Poodle
Alex's tigger. See?
Sammy's balloon hat wth legend in the background.
Me, blatantly chuffed with the awesomeness of the balloon hat.

Went to B and M's and then the market. Sat at a bench in the market for an hour, contemplating that we could steal bread from the empty cafe in front of us. Watched legendary old people, and about 20 people who HAD to be trannies.
Alex went. Bye bye Al.
Then me and Sammy walked around town for a bit. I got some pj's from La Senza for £5. We decided we had to come back to town... with money. Monday was decided.
To the bus station, where we encountered Mr Puzzled. What a legend. He was so confused.
Waited for the bus for ages. Saw another JLC lookalike, but this one also had a hint of the Perrin's about him. Legend. Both us and he ended up getting the 6.
Home, boring night.

Saturday

Today, me and Sammy went to Statham summer fayre. Called her before she left... Twittered to Mulhern. How lovely are his tweets?! It was too hot to function at some points. So we got cotton candy. Felt awkward, couldn't find a raffle. So we rang Chloe and Harley. I amused myself with impressions of a moustachio'd man... and WELLA WELLA WELLA OOH.

Yes, that is a build-a-bear sticker on my boob. Win.

Went to meet chloe and harley in the boiling heat. Sammy found a turtle necklace. Which i later nicked. :] Cunningly got chloe to buy us cookies for 25p each. WIN.
Took the piss out of tourists taking pictures...

...and then joined them.
And then, typical british weather, it starts to absolutely piss it down.
Go under shelter, watching time go by.
Then Harley had to leave, so me and chloe and sammy walked back to mine and chatted about the randomest of things. As Sammy said, Mika FTW!
Had a lovely barbecue and stayed up pretty late despite how knackered i was. Watched family guy and stuffs. :]

Sunday

Today, despite it being a sunday and buses being crap, i went to Grappenhall/Thelwall. Met up with Sammy, and then we met up with Chloe and Harley. Tesco. Chloe wouldn't buy doritos with me :[
We got bread. Chunky cheese rolls. Killed ants with oasis.
Went on a walk to the massive park in thelwall [forgot what its called, but its next to little manor] on the swings and disaster struck... Harley hit Chloe with the swing. By accident. But still. Panic about the blood. Harley was running around like a mentaller with crumpled tissues.
We ended up walking to the pub. Sammy advised me on what to do and i cleaned the blood from everywhere on her ear.
Soon it was fine. Harley said he needed to head home, so we walked back in that direction. He went to Chloe's it soon transpired, eh Clo? ;]
Me and Sammy got foodz, went to Euclid and then walked back to nearer Sammy's. Waited for the bus chatting about plans for Monday town. :] Bus home.
When i got back, found out i was having another bbq. Not happy. Lol. Ended up watching Dizzee Rascal's top 50 hip hop chart toppers. Me and Sammy are queens of Gold Digger. We love Snoop Dogg, Kanye West and most of all Justin Timberlake. Let down that Ignition wasn't on.
Bed.

Monday

The day of town times. Met up with Doodle again on the 38 and quickly got to town. At first, purchasing was slow. Sammy was overdosing on jewellery. But it was all in the sale. And all so pretty. Maccy's for luncheon. Where i saw SUCK IIIITTT Andy. PMSL.
Then i got a gorgeous top from topshop. An oversized vest with a multicoloured skull. Then some jeans and a belt from new look. And another oversized vest from H and M. A grey one, that stated 'Just make it work'. The 'o' in work is a little spray paint style heart. I loves it.
More bus troubles. I got a bit hyper over the 38. 38. 38.
Sammy won, and we ended up getting the 6. Legendary bus driver. He whistled, and sung and tricked Sammy. What a winner.
Home, chilled.

Tuesday

Went to Lymm again today, but this time to go to high school so Sammy can get her book form all signed off. Gave my CV in at the sweet shop, but they have no vacancies going atm. Anyone want to offer me a job?
Chloe got owned repeatedly. As is to be expected. Knackered. Kept on raining randomly. Sat down on the comfy seats in the library and talked about future. Meh.
Mr Newton is a legend, because he passed us on the stairs. Then he comes out of the other doors 2 seconds later. Yeah, i know i'm being sloppy with the whole account now, but this blog is ridiculously long.
Walked back into the village. Which took a lot of effort. Got food. And mini milks. Harley turned up unexpectedly. Well, maybe not. Started pissing it down. The 6 arrived, so me and Sammy jumped on, accidentally ditching Chloe and Harley.
Back to mine. Where we played Now That's What I Call Music dvd game. Which was just funzies. Even though we were crap at it. Blue and Take That questions. We were totally amazing at them.

AYYYYYYOOOOOOOO.

Got really hyper, decided to sit upside down. God we were restless. Haha.
Sammy had to leave. We literally just missed the 38, so she walked up to barsbank. Where she ended up getting the 6 anyway. Bless her.
Went home, tidied up, watched some TV and then Katy came! We decided what to order from dominos and chatted about recent life. Waited for Charlotte to arrive. As soon as she did, we ordered and were told it would be an hour. It ended up being 30 mins long. Watched the Michael Jackson memorial. Sad times when Paris was on stage.
Amanda arrived. Chatted and chilled.
Katy left.
We watched ladette to lady and talked about Amanda's close departure. She's moving away on the 15th. A week today. I'm going to miss her. So fucking much. I don't see her that much anymore, but she's still one of my best mates. :']
She left.
Me and Charlotte watched Bid TV and other greats and I ended up almost falling asleep throughout the night. Went to sleep at about 1 in the end.

Wednesday

Woke up at 11. Charlotte left almost immediately. I then planned the day with Sammy, naturally. We've met up with each other 5 days in a row. Good times.
Had a long phone call in which i discussed the consumption of many jaffa cakes. A lot.
Went out to meet Doodle and we met and bought ice lollies and chilled in the swings and chilled and woo. In spar there was an absolute legend. Who we basically stalked. Accidentally, but still. He was trying to juggle and failed.
Saw Kat Barrett and we chatted about our lives for about an hour.
Then we left. Me and Sammy went by the canal and waited for half an hour for the chippy to open. Watched quite a few legends pass us by. Discussed the power of barges, empty chip cones catching feathers and perspective.
'Are those ducks really small, or is it just me?!'
I wish i had a barge. So getting one when i'm older.
Chips. Wide eyed boy.
Walked towards home.
Awkward goodbye across the field.
Good times.


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