Alkyhol, nicotine and popcorn

Oh SHIIII---

So I have been seriously neglecting this blog. And I mean seriously. I haven't blogged for over 2 weeks. I'm sure that's some kind of record for me. I haven't even really got a good excuse for it. Just pure and simple laziness. But I don't want this blog to become a chore for me... if I don't enjoy it, what's the point of me doing it?

ANYWAY.
Week after cobra starship really wasn't that exciting. I went town with Connor and Higgers and bought some really nice jewellery on the tuesday. And a few of my lessons were cancelled throughout the week. Got my £100 bonus on the wednesday which I was muchos happy about and other than that not much happened.

Friday 12th
Alright day at college to be honest. Until last lesson. Ugh, my business teacher. I'm gonna take a minute out to be completely emo with this blog -- WHAT A DICKHEAD MY TEACHER IS. Seriously, he keeps me back for having a bad attitude, so I miss my bus. Queue me having a moan to Shirl while we walk into Stockton Heath to catch the bus while I chain smoke and spak out angrily. We decide to go back to mine... after all, I do have pizza and vodka.
Get back to mine, chat, go on the computer, call Sammy Green and get her round. Me and Sammy get tipsy and start laughing at EVERYTHING that goes on. Good times.

Saturday 13th
Wake up late, chill out around the house, ring Sammydoodle and organise the cinema. We decide to go and see The Princess and The Frog. We are the oldest people in there apart from parents, but pringles and saying who we are in the film cheers us up. We guess the ending about 5 minutes into the film, but it was still piss funny at parts. Its brilliant seeing disney films when you're old enough to actually understand all of the innuendos. At most points it was only us laughing though. I swear to God, they're gonna start knowing our names at that cinema, with the amount of time we spend there.
After this, we went to Sainsbury's where we saw a lot of legends and bought a lot of popcorn for tomorrow night. Pissing ourselves laughing as I kept calling Sammy 'mum' and asking her to bag pack for me. IT WAS NEVER A JOKE. The checkout guy was mildly amused. We then went to tesco's where we were trying to find the FUNNIEST CHECKOUT MAN. We ended up next to a man with a trilby on. I then decided I wanted to do the lottery and so we queued up... behind the legend with the trilby. My hand started bleeding for no particular reason :/
Picked up by Sammy's mum, watched take me out and an early night.

Sunday 14th
Woke up, DILLY DALLIED for a long time then finally got ready. Sammy and Charlotte, we waited for Amanda Darling. Because this was the day in which she was coming back down from bath to stay for a while. She now has blonde hair and is super skinny... when she got here we were all lyykk WOOOOOOOOOOOOW. <3 style="font-weight: bold;">Monday 15th
Ate a lot of Amanda's cookie dough for breakfast. I know, a brilliant start to the day. Even though she's a vegan, she can make some MEAN cookies. Pissed about sorting out times to go to Manchester and whatever, and in the end got a lift with Amanda's mate Roz. Listened to some proper CHOOOOOONS. For exampleee;

Hahaaaaaaaaa. Got the met into Manchester and went, dripping wet from the rain, into Afflecks to go to the vegan cafe on the top floor. We all felt proper old in there, among all the 12 year old emo's, yet to experience getting fucked up. LULZ. Met Snape, Rob and Tom Brown. We chilled out for a bit, random chats about random crap, H&M, Urban Outfitters, Snape bought us some vodka from tesco's, which we were highly grateful for. HA. Rob and Tom went to Alty, Me, Katy and Snape then went on the met chatting about mental institutions and music. Met Tom in Alty again, got the bus back. Had a proper laugh on the bus.
Me and Katy then went back to her's for that vodka and to watch mock the week. Got a call from Chris and Amanda, and they both turned up within 5 minutes of each other. Discussed beastiality with cats :3 Only Chris could think of that. Planned pancake wednesday at Chris' house. Had a FUNNY truth or dare game, which ended up with wasted Katy falling off her own bed and dropkicking her own laptop. LMFAO is all I can say.
Me and Amanda then went back to mine where we ate popcorn and tortilla chips and watched George of the Jungle twice. HA.

Tuesday 16th
Today... Amanda and I decided we would do some work. Didn't really work out very well to be honest. We did fuck all. Went to watch Roz in her basketball game which was an epic fail, then went back to Roz's for some TV watching and a catchup.
Me and Amanda got back and she made me PANCAKES at like 11pm. HA. We then ate popcorn and watched Space Jam twice, while talking about funny dad quotes of hers. PMSL until about 4AM.

Wednesday 17th
Amanda had to leave today :'[ We got the bus into town, searched around for a slouchy hat for her in H and M... in which i inevitably found the biggest bargain 0f a hat. And off she was on her train. It felt like she'd only been here 10 minutes, and off she was already :'[
Wandered back into town on my own and got the first bus available back. Sad times.
Read paper towns until it was over and stuffed my face with pretty much everything in the house. Amanda withdrawal symptoms :'[
Got ready to go out again... Chris's tonight. Got to katy's at about half 6, straightened my hair and sorted myself out. I thought I actually looked half decent for once. :] Went up the hill a little tipsy, trying to find out which house was his... we'd never actually been before. A lot of drama for one night, but a lot of pancakes, pizza, nacho's and vodka also. Listening to rap music and meeting people I'd seen around college but had never really spoken to. Never relaly found out much about the drama. Vodafone style lawn and cigarettes flowing :']
Chris and Sam walked me back at about 12... Katy had been walked back by me and Sam at 10:30 :']
Home, Snog Marry Avoid, Drunk talking to myself.

Thursday 18th
Today I woke up at about 11:30, 12ish as is usual these holidays. My mum informed me that we could be going to Cheshire Oaks today... this huge designer outlet. At first I took the lazy route and said I couldn't be arsed. I soon regretted that and we ended up going anyway. I took my stuff for Aimee's with me, because I would be staying at her's that night. Got some gorgeous purple, yellow and white vans... I call them my Gabe Saporta shoes. Got an owl necklace too :3
Straight to Aimee's for chilli, vodka and ninja warrior. Ate lots of toffee popcorn out of a tub I got... we love our monthly vodka nights. We really do. Talking way into the night just generally about what was going on in our lives... we'd not seen each other for about a week, but it felt more like 10 weeks. Good day :']

Friday 19th
Hectic day. Woke up and Aimzz made me a bacon butty. Off home and then to the orthodontist's for me! Washed my hair and then got a lift from Roger... so I ended up in Alty an hour and a quarter early. I didn't have a clue where I was so I called Sammy and Amanda and moaned about how I didn't know what to do. Eventually I found my way into the town and had a gander in new look, where I bought some light blue jeans and a nice grey and red print dress top for only a tenner! Back to the orthodontists... he was an absolute legend, but the receptionists were a bit bitchy. Found out that I DIDN'T need braces, which is what I'd been saying the whole time. Fuuuuck yeahhhh!
Home sweet home again, had a lovely shower and waited for Sammy and Charlotte. Mum made us some food and we watched viva. Played old YouTube videos. General good times. When they left I chilled and watched Family Guy until I eventually fell asleep.

Saturday 20th and Sunday 21st
Or yesterday and today... I've done fuck all. Seriously. Half an essay and then just pissing about on the internet. But I really had to catch up with this blog :'] Back to college tomorrow. EFFORT.