BOBBY CHRIST!

Oh. My. God...
It was here. The day i was waiting for for like a year. ITS THE MIGHTY BOOOOOOSH!
IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!

(school, boring, badminton game of 6 people)

Yeah. Walked home with Charlotte. Got Changed, straightened hair, did makeup. Waited for bus. Bloody freezing outside!!! Got the 6 into town. Met Browniepants. Met Aimeeeeee... walked to train station. The great fag debate. The great bog debate. The fact that Aimee is our crazy mum for the night. Tom is crazy flashing grandad. Yep.

I wanted to go to Scarborough. They wouldn't let me. They enticed me to Manchester with the prospect of Noel Fielding. :)

On the train. Went almost all the way down looking for a seat. No seats. Sat on the floor next to the door. Awesomeness. Aimee <3 Akon. Got a ton of funny looks. Moved. No seats. Awkward when the automatic doors were opened... my fault, the buttons were very exciting.

Train station. Escalamators weren't workering. So we walked slowly. Mmmm, burger king. Yum yum in my tum - Bacon double cheese meal. Rip off, but gorgeous. Then realised we didn't know where the apollo actually was We looked at the big map. Fail. Epic fail. Asked someone. Only 15 mins down the road! Woooooooo!

Got there. Excitement. Was actually soooooooooooooooooooo excited it was untrue. Tons of Booshies outside! Got my water taken off me. Gutter-ed. To the smelly bogs before it started. Said to people dressed as the hitcher that I loved them. And to our seats. Every time the curtain slightly moved Me and Aimee would screeaammm!!! Then there was an announcement - no pictures. Gutter-ed again. Then green lights on the boosh curtain. The music stopped. And out they popped. Singing future sailors. Noel on a massive ship. Julian on a dinghy.

Fucking amazing.

QUOTES FROM THE NIGHT: -
*'Bobby Christ!'
*'Bovril 'tache'
*'Marmite hair'
*V - 'I look like an owl' H - 'Yeah, twit twat!'
*'Feed the Chickens. Pivot. Lick those nips. Where were you last night? Screaming onselot.'
(i missed something. if anyone knows what i missed, tell me)
* Chavnese
* 'My wife left me...'
* '99 problems and the bitch ain't one'
* 'We're here for future fun from a planet called camden. We're from another dimension'
* 'You plageurising twat!'
* 'I thought it would be all these hi tech effects. They said they were hollowing out an armchair'
* 'Michael Collins... You went to the moon and didn't even get out of your vehicle'
* ' I am sunflash. I am boobalay. And we have come here. From very far away. Another Galaxy. A burning star. Oh Yah.'

I sang along with all the crimps. Cos i'm cool like that. Naboo went crazy during Nanageddon. I did a shit on your mum. Bouncy bouncy was awesome! Soup!

Awesome night. Hitcher came out into the crowd. 5m away from Noel Fielding. During eels a massive eel was on stage. Charlie. Yep, hubba bubba nightmare on stage. I thought Black frost was walking in. It was just a guy with an awesome moheican. Sitting right at the front. Ready to have the piss taken out of him. Apparently it was styled with spunk. Who knows?

Out. Amaaaaaaaaaazing show. Got a mug that said boosh brew on it :) Happiness.

Walked back to the train station. Waited for the train. Wrong platforms quite a few times. Got a hot chocolate. Spilt it down my top. Ouchies. Got on the train about half eleven. It kept stopping. We were all knackered. Got home at about 10 to 1 in the end after a helpful lift of Charlotte's dad from Bank Quay :)

Had so much to say to my mum about it, but bless her, 1. she didn't care 2. She'd waited up for me and was knackered. Bless.

Amazing.

Absolutely Amazing.

Will probs update this with pics etc...